Money
It can buy a House But not a Home
Money can buy a Bed But not sleep
Money can buy you a Clock But not Time
Money can buy you a Book But not Knowledge
Money can buy you authority But not Respect
Money can buy you Medicine But not Health
Money can buy you Blood But not Life
So you see, Money isn't everything. Money often causes pain and suffering.
I tell this as a Friend. And because I am your Friend I want to take away your pain and suffering.
So.. Send me all your money and I will suffer for you.