Ok... So Here it IS...
In all It's GlOrY...
The Unabridged Valentine Tale
Of Berford & Berette,
The Frog Lovers

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Long long agO...
Way before frOg legS became knOwn
aS A *taStY DeLight*,
In a pond far far awaY...
there dwelt a mOSt sad and LOnSOme
Male frOggY named Berford.
(that's *him*, Berford!) ----> animated frog

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

UnBeknOwnSt tO Berford, bUt VERY nearby,
a mOST beaUTifUL LadY frOg,
named Berette was alSO feeling
the PangS of LOnginG fOr SOmeOne
with whom tO Share Her mundane eXiStancE.
animated frog <-----(The *beautiful* Berette)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 


So Anyway... As fate wOUld have it...
one sunny morning in the middle of Spring,
Berford hOpped a BIt farther south than usual...
AS Berette hoPPed farther nOrth than USual
and well.....they kinda *spotted* each other!
So... TheY stOPPed tO gawk and flirt a bit.

        

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

You can PrObablY ImaGine the ReSt Of The Story.
He looked *WANTONLY* at her & made....
THE KISS FACE!!

        
And She... Like Some BRAZEN HuSSy...
SHE MADE THE KISSFACE BACK!!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 




Then...
He got rather *FRESH* with her!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 




Berette was not one to be outdone...
So... She just got *fresh* right back!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 




and before you could say...
"Jack Sprat could eat no fat"
They gOt terribly Carried AWaY!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 



And the ReSt of the STorY  ??
Well, Let's jUSt say...
Berford and Berette became *Valentines*!


 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 


Doesn't This just make
A Great Valentine?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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