At last! I found you
the perfect Father's Day gift!
Here's your very own Round Tuit!
Guard it with your life!
These coveted Tuits have been hard to come by,
especially the round ones.
This is an indispensable item.
It will put *time* at your beck and call.
Finally, *you* will have the upper hand!
You will be able to Do All the things
you have been wanting to do for years.
Like you, many people have said,
"I'll do that just as soon as I get a round tuit."
Now you have a round Tuit of your very own!
You will be able to accomplish any and all of the those
things that are waiting to get done.
Happy Fathers's Day
I hope you just *love* your gift!
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