It's time for Father's Day
and I got *this card for YOU
but... well...it's not.. uh...
it's *Not Quite*
the Kind of card I wanted to get
for you on this Special Day.
I WANTED to get YOU one of those
ReallY SPeCiaL *Super Duper*
Father's Day Cards
Something befitting this day
Something rather *Dadish*
Something Memorial....
Maybe one with a nice Steelhead picture
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Or Maybe a superb picture of
A Bull ELK bugling in the Cascades
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Maybe one with a picture of some
scenic High Mountain Lake
shimmering in the distance
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Or a WHOLE SET of ClaSSiC Golf Clubs
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Or a *Fine* Sailing Ship
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SOMETHING...
ANYTHING that would let you know
I Think You're A Fantastic DAD!!
But DARNIT!!
By the time I got to the Card Ladies Shop
She was TOTALLY SOLD OUT
of all the *GOOD CARDS*
I had to Settle for *THIS* Card
But I Want you to know
She had this Card in Two sizes
So....
