what I thought I would like to do,
to honor YOU on this Special Day, is
hire some speciality dancers to dance for you.
Perhaps some *Peek A Boo* dancers...
Because, as EverYone KnOws,
You are one *TERRIFIC DAD*
Opening my trusty but old 1994 "Shop4LessThanUsual" computer program, I logged on to chargAdance.com.
Painstackingly each descriptive adjective was added until a veritable plethora of cleverly devised phrases combined to form the database.
When I was confident I had ordered something that would please the heart of any Father on his Special Day, I hit the *SUBMIT* icon