I found you the perfect gift!
Here's your very own Round Tuit!
Guard it with your life!
This is an indispensable item.
It will put *time* at your beck and call.
Finally, *you* will have the upper hand!
You will be able to Do All the things
you have been wanting to do for years.
Like you, many people have said,
"I'll do that just as soon as I get a round tuit."
Now you have a round Tuit of your very own!
You will be able to accomplish any and all of the those
things that are waiting to get done.
