"I was once a most handsome prince
until an evil witch put a spell on me,"
the frog said to the princess.

"One kiss from you
and I will turn back into a handsome
prince and then we can marry.

We can move into the castle with my
mom and you can prepare my meals, clean
my clothes, bear my children and
forever feel happy doing so."
"Kiss Me Now!", said the frog.

Later that night,
as the princess dined on frog legs.
She kept laughing and saying,
"I don't THINK so...."