HonEy...
I just WANT YOU to KNOW....
I would DRAG MY BODY
across SIX miLes of HOT Desert Sands,
to Scale a BaRBed Wire Security fence
JuSt So I could CRAWL
thru an Underground Sewer 300 Yards
to get to A Pay Phone Booth
to call yOu Long DiStanCe
And wiSh yOu A Happy Day