The Fire Engine


A firefighter is working on the engine outside the station when he notices a
little girl next door in a little red wagon with little ladders hung off the sides
and a garden hose tightly coiled in the middle. 

The girl is wearing a firefighter's helmet. The wagon is being pulled by her dog
and her cat. 

The firefighter walks over to take a closer look. "That sure is a nice fire
truck", the firefighter says with admiration. 

"Thanks", the girl says. 

The firefighter takes a closer look and notices the girl has tied her wagon to the
dog's collar and the cat's testicles. 

"Little Partner", the firefighter says, "I don't want to tell you how to run your
rig, but if you were to tie that rope around the cat's collar, I think you could
go faster."

The little girl replies thoughtfully, "You're probably right, but then I wouldn't
have a siren."