Expressions For Women On High Stress Days


1.  Is it time for your medication or mine?
2.  Not the brightest crayon in the box now, are we?
3.  Well, this day was a total waste of makeup.
4.  Errors have been made. Others will be blamed.
5.  I'm not tense, just terribly, terribly alert.
6.  I just want revenge. Is that so wrong? 
7.  Allow me to introduce myselves.
8.  Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.
9.  Can I trade this job for what's behind door #2?
10. How do I set a laser printer to stun?
11. I can't remember if I'm the good twin or the evil one.
12. I didn't say it was your fault. I said I was going to blame you.