Kids In Church
A little boy was in a relative's wedding. As he was coming down the
aisle he would take two steps, stop, and turn to the crowd (alternating
between bride's side and groom's side).While facing the crowd, he would
put his hands up like claws and roar. So it went, step, step, ROAR, step,
step, ROAR all the way down the aisle. As you can imagine, the crowd was
near tears from laughing so hard by the time he reached the pulpit. The
little boy, however, was getting more and more distressed from all the
laughing, and was also near tears by the time he reached the pulpit. When
asked what he was doing, the child sniffed and said, "I was being the Ring
One Sunday in a Midwest city a young child was "acting up" during the
morning worship hour. The parents did their best to maintain some sense of
order in the pew but were losing the battle. Finally the father picked the
little fellow up and walked sternly up the aisle on his way out. Just
before reaching the safety of the foyer the little one called loudly to
the congregation, "Pray for me! Pray for me!"
And this particular four-year-old prayed: "And forgive us our trash
baskets as we forgive those who put trash in our baskets."
During the minister's prayer one Sunday, there was a loud whistle from one
of the back pews. Gary's mother was horrified. She pinched him into
silence, and after church, asked: "Gary, whatever made you do such a
thing?" Gary answered soberly: "I asked God to teach me to whistle... And
He did it just then!"