Senior Complaints


A group of senior citizens were talking about their ailments.

"My arms are so weak, I can hardly hold this cup of coffee," said one.

"My cataracts are so bad I can't even see my coffee," replied another.

 "I can't even turn my head because of the arthritis in my neck," said a 
third, to which several nodded in agreement.

 "My blood pressure pills make me dizzy," claimed another.

 "I guess that's the price we pay for getting old," winced an old man as he 
shook his head.

Then there was a moment of silence.

"Well, it's not that bad" said one woman cheerfully, "we can all still drive."