Words Women Use


"FINE"
This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and 
you need to shut up.
    
"FIVE MINUTES"
If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour. Five minutes is only
five minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes to watch 
the game before helping around the house.
    
"NOTHING"
This is the calm before the storm. This means "something," and 
you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with "Nothing" 
usually end with "Fine."

"GO AHEAD"
This is a dare, not permission. Don't do it.

LOUD SIGH
This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often 
misunderstood by men.  A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you 
are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing 
here and arguing with you over "Nothing"

"THAT'S OKAY"
 This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman 
can make to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to 
think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay 
for your mistake.

"THANKS"
A woman is thanking you. Do not question it or faint.  Just say 
"you're welcome."