Words Women Use
This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and
you need to shut up.
If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour. Five minutes is only
five minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes to watch
the game before helping around the house.
This is the calm before the storm. This means "something," and
you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with "Nothing"
usually end with "Fine."
This is a dare, not permission. Don't do it.
This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often
misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you
are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing
here and arguing with you over "Nothing"
This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman
can make to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to
think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay
for your mistake.
A woman is thanking you. Do not question it or faint. Just say