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~ Great Truths About Life That Little Children Have Learned ~
* No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats. * When your mom is mad at your dad, don't let her brush your hair. * Never ask your 3-year old brother to hold a tomato. * You can't trust dogs to watch your food. * Don't sneeze when someone is cutting your hair. * Puppies still have bad breath even after eating a tic tac. * Never hold a dustbuster and a cat at the same time. * School lunches stick to the wall. * You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk. * Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts. |
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Subject: Kids' Surgeries
Two little kids were in a hospital laying next to each other. The first kid leaned over and asked, "What are you in here for?" The second kid said,"I'm in here to get my tonsils out and I'm a little nervous." The first kid said, "You've got nothing to worry about, I had that done to me once. They put you to sleep and when you wake up they give you lots of Jell-O and ice cream. It's a piece of cake!" The first kid responded, "Well, I'm here for a circumcision." The second kid said, "Whoa! I had that done when I was born & couldn't walk for a year!" |
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The Family Bible
A little boy opened the big and old family Bible with fascination, and looked at the old pages as he turned them. Suddenly, something fell out of the Bible, and he picked it up and looked at it closely. It was an old leaf from a tree that had been pressed in between the pages. "Momma, look what I found!" the boy called out. "What have you got there, dear?" his mother asked. With astonishment in the young boy's voice, he answered: "I think it's Adam's suit!" |
