A first grade teacher collected well known proverbs. She gave each kid in the class the first half of the proverb, and asked them to come up with the rest. Here is what the kids came up with:

Better to be safe than....... Punch a 5th grader.

Strike while the....... Bug is close

It's always darkest before....... Daylight savings time

Never underestimate the power of....... Termites

You can lead a horse to water but ...........How?

Don't bite the hand that....... Looks dirty

No news is....... Impossible

A miss is as good as a....... Mr

You can't teach an old dog....... math

If you lie down with dogs, you....... Will stink in the morning

Love all, trust....... Me

The pen is mightier than....... The pigs

An idle mind is....... The best way to relax

Where there is smoke, there's....... Pollution

Happy is the bride who....... Gets all the presents

A penny saved is....... Not much

Two is company, three's....... The Musketeers

None are so blind as....... Helen Keller

Children should be seen and not....... Spanked or grounded

If at first you don't succeed....... Get new batteries

You get out of something what you....... See pictured on the box

When the blind lead the blind....... Get out of the way

There is no fool like....... Aunt Edie

Laugh and the whole world laughs with you.
Cry and....... you have to blow your nose.

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