The Childrens Sermon

A pastor was giving the children's message during church. 
For this part of the service, he would gather all the 
children around him and give a brief lesson before 
dismissing them for children's church.

On this particular Sunday, he was using squirrels for 
an object lesson on industry and preparation. He started 
out by saying, "I'm going to describe something, and I 
want you to raise your hand when you know what it is." 

The children nodded eagerly.

"This thing lives in trees (pause) and eats nuts (pause)..." 
No hands went up. "And it is gray (pause) and has a long 
bushy tail (pause)..." 

The children were looking at each other, but still no 
hands raised. 
"And it jumps from branch to branch (pause) and chatters 
and flips its tail when it's excited (pause)..." 

Finally one little boy tentatively raised his hand. 

The pastor breathed a sigh of relief and called on him. 

"Well...," said the boy, "I *know* the answer must be 
Jesus ... but is sure sounds like a squirrel to me!" 


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