Date sent: Wed, 15 May 1996 11:27:59 -0400 (CDT)
From: *BuB*
To: Mary Garren
Subject: Re: HELP!!

sorry to bother you...But well.... WE ARE TOtally OUT OF SPAM!!!! Do you by any chance have a *recipe* for the makin of it?? Have BIG party comin up & need it for the horses d'overs!!! *desperate & beggin* -----------------------------------
*BUB* ^---^
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Reply From: Mary
To: *BUB*
Subject: Re: HELP!!

BUB...... Of COURSE you may have my *secret* recipe....As long as you PROMISE never to divulge it to any of your SPAM lovin buddies! I KNOW how you guys all like to save a buck! I been saving this SPAM recipe a LONGTIME and hope to get rich off it someday!!! I even substituted in some *Chicken Parts* so it will qualify as SPAM *LITE*!

   _____________________Homemade SPAM_____________________

ONE 3# CAN *PACKED* CHICKEN PARTS (lips, knees, toes, innards...ANY *THINGS* but the beak, bones and feathers!)

*PACKED* PORK PARTS (samething...snouts,knuckles,
lips, tongue, tripe, tail, ect.  ALL parts are suitable except the bones.)
(Just use *Whatever* you got on hand!)

TWO 3# CANS of LARD (DON'T USE Crisco! It adds NO flavor and makes it taste YUKKY!)

GRIND UP ALL THE *PARTS* pretty fine...(if you *Cant Tell* WHAT
IT USED TO BE.... it is ground small enough!!)

Melt the lard in LARGE kettle and add the *GROUND PARTS* stirring
often. Bring just to boilin point, remove from heat & add 3 Tbls 'Liquid
Smoke' and 1/2 C red food color (makes it look *hammy*).
Stir in 6 Cups rolled oats (this lowers the fat content!)
Pour back into the coffee cans and chill well!
VOILA!!   SPAM!!!   

This should make at least a weeks supply if you are careful and dont *PiG-Out*..
Oh yeah... you should try it in lasagna!! Mmmmm...yum!!! hope that helps ya...





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