1. The female always makes the rules.
2. The rules can change without notice.
3. Males cannot know all the rules.
4. If the female suspects that the male knows ALL the
5. The female never bears the blame for being wrong.
6. If the female is wrong, it is because of a flagrant
7. If rule 6 applies, the male must apologize for
8. The female can change her mind.
9. The male must never change his mind without the
10. The female has every right to be angry or upset at any time.
11. The male must always remain calm unless the female
12. The female must never let the male know whether
13. If the female has PMS, there are no rules.
14. The male cannot diagnose PMS.