THE RULES
1. The female always makes the rules.
2. The rules can change without notice.
3. Males cannot know all the rules.
4. If the female suspects that the male knows ALL the
rules she must immediately change SOME of the rules.
5. The female never bears the blame for being wrong.
6. If the female is wrong, it is because of a flagrant
misunderstanding which was a direct result of something
that the male did or said which was wrong.
7. If rule 6 applies, the male must apologize for
causing the misunderstanding.
8. The female can change her mind.
9. The male must never change his mind without the
consent of the female.
10. The female has every right to be angry or upset at any time.
11. The male must always remain calm unless the female
wants him to be angry or upset.
12. The female must never let the male know whether
or not she wants him to be angry or upset.
13. If the female has PMS, there are no rules.
14. The male cannot diagnose PMS.

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