What I Want In A Man
*Original List*
   1. Handsome
   2. Charming
   3. Financially Successful
   4. A Caring Listener
   5. Witty
   6. In Good Shape
   7. Dresses with Style
   8. Appreciates the Finer Things
   9. Full of Thoughtful Surprises
   10. An Imaginative, Romantic Lover

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

What I Want In A Man - *Revised List*

   1. Not too ugly
   2. Doesn't belch and/or scratch in public
   3. Works steady
   4. Doesn't nod off while I'm emoting
   5. Usually remembers the punchlines of jokes
   6. Is in good enough shape to rearrange the furniture
   7. Usually wears matching socks
   8. Knows not to buy champange with skrew-top lids
   9. Remembers to put the toilet seat lid down
   10. Shaves on weekends

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